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青春台語廣播劇#2020國慶煙火在台南!#放屁安狗心

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 時間軸 00:00:37 節目開始 青春台語廣播劇 00:06:56 2020國慶煙火在台南! 00:09:12 放屁安狗心 00:10:56 (後面都是廣告) 本集内容 青春台語廣播劇 這禮拜蘇ㄟ收到ㄧ封台南Hollywood,何露夢,何小姐的信她信中內容是這樣!這 青春正甜 怎樣都美,大姑娘了,很想要自己獨立的空間和時間和自己的社交關係,可是餒!家中長輩住海邊 管很寬辣!限制很多。所以何小姐只要一有理由藉口 妳祖媽就是要出門!那天故事是這樣 何小姐:欸媽,我這週六要住同事家哦 媽:又來了 何小姐:之後應該每週六都會去 媽:不可能拉,怎麼可以讓你每個禮拜都住別人家 何小姐:我都24歲了欸... 媽:都一樣拉啊自己有家不住幹嘛要住別人家 何小姐:...... 何小姐:媽,來這個水蜜桃給你吃辣! 媽:我沒愛吃辣!妳給我放冰箱辣! 媽:...幹嘛特別說 何小姐:啊我...24歲了耶!! 媽:...不然你現在什麼意思拉!敢納知影顧玩是不是? 何小姐:啊我...24歲了耶 阿母 那水蜜桃那青哦! 要放在攤頭哦,人才看的到,才賣有好價錢哦! 一直冰在冰箱,暫時是不會壞 不過 人看不到 沒才掉出貨 水果若一直放在冰箱 會凍傷哦! 哈哈哈哈 這個做人父親母親. 小孩長大了 捏驚死 放怕 飛 教養從來就不是ㄧ件容易的事情。就像信中的這位何小姐 你若是他的媽媽 你要如何 張弛 站在何小姐的立場 大姑娘了 現在是女男平等的時代 網路交友 社群媒體 那麼多 我們也想真槍實彈下去玩ㄧ場 總是要自己的交友空間 不去認識 怎麼知道人的好壞 怎麼體驗人生 若站在何小姐他媽媽 的立場 當然是會擔心了 來的不知道是熊 還豹。對我的女兒不知道是不是真心 沒吃到 QQ跟 吃到 給人嫌 噢貨 擔心自己女兒有沒有判斷的能力 人講愛到卡鏟死。 稻仔大肚驚風颱 阿娘仔大肚驚人知 左手牽衫掩肚臍 正手搧君仔擱再來 。 真正愛到就是這個模樣 咱養一個女兒不簡單。怕給人 蹧蹋 損蕩 蘇ㄟ一個朋友叫rock 他在形容心中幸福的意義 我覺得相當有意思. 拿來形容愛情 甚至解套這段親子教養關係也很適合 英文有個字叫做 Thriving. 意指 "活得很有旺盛的生命力" ! 就像一顆 大樹, 有清池葉子、強壯枝節~~ 一個生命,如果能夠活的成 很有旺盛生命力, 我覺得是件很好事情。 可是,它的過程不能只有幸福。 就像人體在面對細菌病毒侵襲時, 身體會,發燒、發炎、會變得虛弱。 但這過程非常重要、非常必要。 體內免疫系統必須面對過強敵, 必須經過戰爭,免疫系統才會強大! 人也是這樣。 生命必須經過許多的挫折=撞突 tōng-tu̍t 失敗 甲 灰心, 並且面對、克服、不斷增強自己韌性, 心理素質才能慢慢勇壯 、才能 Thriving。 所以人應該追求適合自己、 自己想要的 Thriving 方式。 2020國慶煙火在台南! 2020年雙十國慶即將於本週六登場,而今年的國慶煙火也將首次在台南安平漁光島施放,預計施放1萬6,882發,時長約33分鐘。台南市政府也特別公布多處煙火「最佳觀賞地點」,以及周邊交通管制等注意事項,還有共310部接駁車輛供遊客使用。 交通的部分,自行開車的民眾,可就近於鹿耳門天后宮停車場、四草大眾廟停車場、運河星鑽臨時停車場、市府周邊停車場,以及四鯤鯓臨時停車場、喜樹路臨時停車場等處停車轉乘。市府規劃170部免費接駁車,以1至5分鐘1班的方式,提供接駁服務,接送民眾進入各大觀賞區。 需要特別注意的部分,國慶日中午12時起,育平路以西、本田路以南、華平路以西及濱南路以西進行汽車管制,非居民及公務車輛不得進出。且國慶煙火主舞台周邊規劃區域,要憑證才能進入,除住在汽車管制區內的居民,有特別的汽車通行證可過之外,一般遊客皆受到管制。 https://newtalk.tw/news/view/2020-10-06/475189 放屁安狗心 對象:說謊的人 解曰:看過「狗吃屎」嗎?不然也一定聽過!有 人拉了屎,狗就急著跑來吃掉。以此來說,大概放 個屁給狗聞一聞,也能安一安狗的心。 我們常罵人「說話像放屁」,卻不知人的屁可以 安狗的心,尤其是對那些「狗阿仔 狗奴才」。 有的「大哥」要去幹壞事,就會騙一些小鬼來幫 忙,說什麼「好好幹一票,分到的錢都花不完」。 小鬼聽了好話,就替人拚命,結果拚成了替死鬼。 每次到了選舉,總有一些候選人出來「放屁」 ..........

2020-10-09
31:07
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#{中秋節}台語廣播劇#工地台語:起厝安半料#消遙水電行#喬洛搖滾吉他教室. 邱治晟(洛克)#

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 時間軸 00:00:35 節目開始 工地台語廣播劇 00:07:40 消遙水電行 00:09:16 喬洛搖滾吉他教室. 邱治晟(洛克) 00:15:42 (後面都是廣告) 本集内容 工地台語:起厝安半料 插上廣播節目 主家:滷麵啊!今啊日 土水又沒來ㄟ! 第四天啊內,再拖下去 工期 會來不及 時到千分之5 喔。你自己算!(轉頭) 監工滷麵:少年仔頭家!你聽我解釋!我也不想要!作門窗 工廠沒才吊出貨 不是我不要給你 現在換間 也是同一間工場 攏是愛等辣! 主家:那天土水仔在講 門道那沒好!他沒法度作防水,我那天就提醒你了,現在才在說這,火車過了,才在吹逼阿!這個工程原本要舊歷七月前,後面講要七月時 來 中元普渡。擱來就 中秋啊餒!國歷8月15拖到舊歷8月15你想辦法辣!走下樓音效 監工滷麵:亥! 木工兵仔:滷麵啊!吃人ㄟ飯 犯人ㄟ問,卡忍耐ㄟ辣! 這主家壞剃頭!你若凍人ㄟ工,到時,人ㄟ掜你的款餒!卡注意ㄟ辣! 每一個人攏想要提升自己的生活品質。 人講起厝動千工,,在工地工種多,溝通自然就複雜,而且花的錢和時間往往不如預期 難按算 那卯頭(承包商)一開始為了能順利接到工作 對主家誒要求 每項 好好好 每樣死蘭 嘛應好 等到厝拆 工程在進行時 問題慢慢浮現,卯頭(承包商)的態度 也會慢慢改變 工人沒有按圖施工 等料延遲 監工不確實 導至完工日遙遙無期, 當然阿。 卯頭(承包商) 你若拖人的工 人家就會掜你的款 工程延期 主家心裡就會懷疑 你到底能不能把工作作好 有沒有符合當初的設計 是否掌控好預算 ㄧ連串的錯誤造成 預算超爆 所以啊!這起厝安半料就是這個意思 這陣子 疫情讓我們關在厝內,坐在家每個地方都看不滿意,蘇ㄟ看一四界小型的工程都在動工,叫工好困難,天氣又熱,相信家裡有在動工的一定很能體會,主家和施工者應該都是抱在燒才對!一開始量測 估價 報價 設計 出圖 簽約 開工 打除 吊料 叫料 工種 有土水 太錄 木工 水電 卡典 鋁門 西工 防水 壁紙 油漆 清潔 每一個環節都很重要,有良好都conversation,對一個斤斤計較又偽善的主家,更加是擱卡重要, 不過殺頭的生意有人作,了錢的生意沒人作,其實,比價比到最後往往吃虧還是自己,要是金額在合理空間,我看還是留一點錢給人賺,給予工班多些寬容,其實作工仔人 愛的不多,一點尊重而已!當然樹大有孤枝 就經驗來說越是磕頭ㄟ主家,越是容易遇上 偷工的工班 不釘是拖工 釘了又放管,弄不好又大家告來告去,動房子就是要改變心情,增加舒適的,我看還針對事實,好好說根據講好的條件 按圖施工,穩穩作比較妥當。 像我 我蘇ㄟ,我家三不五時攏在車撥翻,作過我家都說我家是好人客 好主家, 別人都問說我的秘訣是什麼? 為什麼看你都可以有好的脾氣,對工班 工頭講話⋯⋯ 我誰?我台南消遙公子ㄟ⋯⋯ 我若知影今日要跟工班講話討論工程⋯⋯我剛剛有講 要記得什麼! 記得什麼? 記著要先吃藥仔!... 沒 我的systolic 攏超磅! 來進廣告 消遙水電行 我消遙董底 工程界有 20年的豐富經驗 不論是新厝配110安培ㄟ電, 舊厝屎管接水塔 修理舊馬桶 貼紙 改水道頭 去隔壁 安電火 熱水道朔膠管 攏是阮ㄟ服務範圍 不是我消遙董臭彈 我改過水道 一定漏水 呼你坐在家中 就能欣賞到Niagara Falls 我改過電路 一定漏電 呼你躺在厝內 就能看到一四界爍爁sih-nah 想要看到世界級的自然美景那有(那麼)困難 想要厝破 水漏 爍爁 電漏 請大家指名 消遙水電行 專業不負責ㄧ直是阮ㄟ信念 我若收到錢決對給你(放管) (電話聲)消遙專線0800-116-116 0800一直漏一直漏 你會發呆嗎?你會放管嗎?你喜歡偷懶嗎?現在消遙水電行,正在培訓專業水電放管手,工作輕鬆 薪水高 福利好 呼你有一個更好的未來join us ! 回來節目現場 這個工地術語蘇ㄟ,有看到網路上有人整理的很舒適,我就雞屎他兄哥 我就不多講,請自己google 工地術語. 蘇ㄟ要來介紹一個 台南在地的吉他老師 洛克 也是在地的社區爸爸 他在教吉他的時候 一貫的宗旨就是 #不教簡單吉他 #只把吉他教到簡單 而且這個人態度誠懇 很務實 蘇ㄟ 撇開吉他教學實務不講 有些人就是能夠讓別人覺得 他很值得信賴 相信他所說的話 不拐彎抹角 不空口伯舌 是一個值得深交的人 最近呢 由於洛克的老爸_ 阿錫,恰逢人生 70 大壽。 洛克寫了首歌給老爸祝壽。 並且開頭用老爸小時候的一段趣味往事(實際發生過), 在讓阿虎(我的兒子 / 阿錫的孫子) 飾演 他的阿公, 來呈現這段趣味往事。 【 我是阿錫 】這首歌, 唱遍父親人生 70 載 的 歷歷往事。 謹以此歌,感念父親 一生辛勞, 並祝賀其 生辰快樂 ~ ~ 以上是今天節目 中秋快樂 * 喬洛搖滾吉他教室. 邱治晟(洛克) * FB https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1182665978&locale=tw_TW



2020-09-30
35:42
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#醫療台語廣播劇#生無張持,死無揀時#蘇ㄟ漢藥店#多囊腎#主動脈剝離#黃鴻升#

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 時間軸 00:00:30 節目開始 醫療台語廣播劇 00:05:00 蘇ㄟ漢藥店 00:09:09 多囊腎、主動脈剝離與黃鴻升猝死 00:12:56 (後面都是廣告) 本集内容 今天的事要分享 anglena baby 誒故事 #醫療台語廣播劇#生無張持,死無揀時# 我是安寧病房的護理人員 ,照顧多是各類疾病的末期病人,在病程進展的過程中,提供病人身、心、靈的全人、全家、全程、全隊的四全照顧,陪伴走過生命的最後一段旅程,期望能讓生死兩相安...... 那天,在幫某床有點嗜睡的阿伯,按摩水腫的雙腳 ,一旁陪伴的女兒,油頭角面 目眉打一千個結 嘆了一口氣開口道: 妳知道死亡嗎? 妳知道像他這麼清楚, 體力卻一天一天流失, 就好像在等待死亡,這樣有多殘忍,妳知道嗎? (旁邊的清潔阿姨遞上面紙)這給你 我當下沒有回話,只是靜靜的聽她說 下班後我再仔細回想了這個過程, 想著這樣的問題應該怎麼回應, 下班後我一個人走在紅磚仔路 一邊想 如果再有人問我的話,我想我會說: 「我知道死亡,但並未完整的窺探全貌, 我知道意識清楚的一天一天感受自己在消逝, 是很難用言語精準去形容的感覺, 那種感受我可能也要等到自己真的感受到了, 才會真的知道。 只是在此之前,我想讓他自己跟我說, 他還有沒有什麼想做的?有沒有什麼想說的? 而這也就是我為什麼出現在這裡的目的。」 我今天被問了上面的問題, 當時我回答的結結巴巴, 中間還數度被電話打斷, 回來自己再蕊過幾次, 希望下次再有人問我, 可以再講的更貼近人心。 不過, 真的想讚歎一下某樓層的清潔阿姨, 默默遞上一疊衛生紙給家屬擦眼淚, 真的很貼心。 生無張持,死無揀時
 Sen bô tiun-tî,sí bô kíng sî 閻王叫你三更死,誰敢留人到五更  想活得活不過 想死的死不透 來廣告 蘇ㄟ漢藥店 強風音效 哈丘 別搶。別搶都給你。都給你 風寒感冒鼻塞、流鼻水、、口嗽、口乾、身體發熱發冷、不會流汗、頭痛、歸身估痠痛,甚發燒 來吃這味。 麻黃muâ-hông桂枝湯 內容有滿滿的進口acetaminopine 麻黃muâ-hông桂枝 ㄧ支都沒有 醫治感冒的藥物都是講求「中病不止」宜 長服 久服 流鼻水吃到洗腰子 阮每一帖藥 都有放硃砂,硃砂鎮靜安神功效好,重金屬超標!就是我們良心的証明   阮每一帖藥 都是透過特殊管道取得 放心。你看不到 如何確定我吃的中藥是安全的?專家建議2招自保: 1.藥方不凍清楚 記載品項及來源 2.若對服用中藥 有疑慮,可送蘇ㄟ漢藥店檢驗 有相關問題要給我注文 下單 購買 任何 沒清楚 沒了解 你甲打這支要付費的電話04-228 507 5078。也可以到台南市不安全蘇ㄟ漢藥店申請檢驗 以上工商 抽絲剝繭~~環環相扣! 文章出處。李保羅 在台大醫院 National Taiwan University Hospital 擔任智慧醫療中心副主任 https://www.facebook.com/chnchng.lee.5?locale=tw_TW 多囊腎、主動脈剝離與黃鴻升猝死 小鬼黃鴻升在36歲英華之年猝死,引起社會很大的震撼。今天病理結果得報告出爐,死因直指主動脈剝離。主動脈剝離通常發生在50歲以上長期高血壓患者,黃鴻升雖然在前1年檢驗有三高,但是不至於短短一年之內就惡化成主動脈剝離。年輕人會主動脈剝離最常見的原因還是先天性遺傳疾病,尤其是馬凡症候群,馬凡症候群是纖維蛋白(fibrillin-1)先天異常造成,但是通常馬凡症候群的患者手長腳長,關節易於常人柔軟,要肉眼主觀的判斷是否是馬凡症候群,就是看臂展是否大於身高,小鬼顯然不是這樣的身材,不像馬凡症候群。 從記者得知小鬼患有先天性多囊腎,如果屬實,這和主動脈剝離有關嗎 ? 這讓我想起16年前當台大急診總醫師的 一個夜晚,一位40歲左右的年輕人在和朋友吵架中喊了一聲胸痛突然倒下,失去意識,送來急診已經心跳停止,我們立刻進行CPR,我在床旁超聲波中發現他有心包積液造成心包填塞,毫不遲疑,立刻進行心包膜穿刺緩解填塞,病人也成功恢復心跳,由於心包膜穿刺的液體是鮮紅色動脈血,我心想可能是主動脈剝離出血到心包膜造成,於是緊急安排電腦斷層,果然證明這位先生有主動脈剝離,但同時也發現,他的腎臟具有大大小小的水泡,是位多囊腎患者,隨後緊急安排手術,經過6小時搶救還是無法挽回他的生命。 這個案例一直盤旋在我心頭,究竟先天性多囊腎和主動脈剝離有關嗎? 當時文獻查閱只有一例病例報告,並沒有一致的結論,雖然動物實驗發現先天性多囊腎也會有纖維蛋白的異常,但是因為多囊腎患者也容易會有嚴重高血壓的情形,也是導致主動脈剝離的重要危險因子,所以學界當時沒有結論。因為我們的病患有經歷手術,所以取得了寶貴的主動脈標本,我找出他的標本和病理醫師反覆討論,證實先天性多囊腎患者的主動脈病理變化是和先天性纖維蛋白異常類似, 而不是高血壓動脈粥狀硬化的病理變化。我把這些發現整理發表在Resuscitation雜誌。 從這些經驗來看,黃鴻升猝死最有可能的病因就是先天性多囊腎合併彈性纖維異常與高血壓,造成急性胸主動脈剝離猝死。 台灣人群有為數不少先天性多囊腎病患,除了會導致主動脈剝離、也有可能用腦血管瘤破裂腦出血,這些病友應該要定期檢查相關心血管疾病,控制三高、避免劇烈運動、避免搬重物才不會讓遺憾再度發生。 #多囊腎 #主動脈剝離 #黃鴻升 #小鬼

2020-09-21
32:56
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#言語霸凌 ?除了死?我還能有選擇嗎?#人生親像大舞台 苦劇笑科攏公開(張小姐的故事)#台語廣播劇(印尼移工)#

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 時間軸 00:00:26 節目開始 一名張姓女子的故事 00:06:49 一包香菸為什麼20支? 00:09:09 阿泥的故事(移工 00:12:58# (後面都是廣告) 本集内容 一名張姓女子婚後疑似不堪婆婆長期霸凌,8月9日在網路公開發文控訴「我的婆婆殺了我」後選擇輕生。事後夫家疑似隱瞞她過世的消息,直到娘家人在臉書發現不對勁才得知張女已過世,而夫家人不准娘家人碰到遺體和遺物,訃聞也不放張女還活著的父母的名字,甚至還想盡辦法要將張女的臉書留言刪除,引發網友熱議。 張女8月9日發文「我的婆婆殺了我」,表示結婚幾年每天都過得膽戰心驚、天天看人臉色,「活著真的很累,不是想死,是活不了了!」她表示三不五時就被言語霸凌,不小心說錯一次話就被無視和恐嚇,連想要正常一點的活著都  不行,「謝謝指教,我不在就好了」。 張女對丈夫和兒子道歉,「媽媽還是很愛你們,只是我已經沒力氣再走下去了。不用原諒我,我只是個懦弱的人」,她並控訴「偉大的婆婆,妳的業造成這樣的結果」。她最後也寫道感謝朋友讓她曾有一段正常的愉快時光,一度有力氣逃離痛苦的地獄,但自己又走進了新的地獄,婚後遭到婆婆的霸凌,「然後無法再改變了。早安、午安、晚安,永遠不見,我解脫了」。  https://www.ctwant.com/article/71251 一包香菸為什麼20支? 一支愛你 一支等待 一支守候 一支期待 一支煞心 渴望 一支幻想 一支難過 一支高興 一支傷心 一支孤獨 一支寂寞 一支偽裝 一支堅強 一支無奈 一支 軟汫 懦弱 一支想念 一支恬恬 沉默 一支 哭哼 哭泣 一支微笑 一支無言 要把20支菸合在了一起 就是希望和傷害 隨著抽煙的姿勢 越來越熟練 愛的人也越來越隨便 男人需要tabacoo的陪伴 相同的. 有些堅強的女人也是 香煙燒掉的 是青春席戀 男人 走的是時光 過得是滄桑 男人會抽菸、是因為背後有故事 女人會抽菸、是因為心裡有心事 社會上 我們抽菸不是抽快樂 而是讓悲傷隨菸而去 男人抽完菸將菸頭仔丟掉 是把心中不爽快 排除掉 男人一包菸抽完了 生活還是得照樣過 我們男人分菸給兄弟抽 並不是因為想要害了他 是因為他心中也有心事 一支菸一個故事 兩支菸多些陪伴 畫龍畫虎難畫骨 知人知面不知心 不要誤解每個會抽菸的人 轉錄自Eric Chen(陳昱澄)聽音辨位 / 男主持人信箱:kaosensei1412@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/eric.chen.5245?locale=tw_TW 第一次見面的時候, 她連國語都聽不懂, 剛滿20歲就離鄉背井來到台南, 完全沒有照顧經驗, 只上了幾節 短暫課程, 就正式接手了照顧病人的工作。 艷陽高照的午后, 照慣例拖著訪視箱出訪,抵達案家 叮咚叮咚...... 我:「阿暱,蘇史特來了,快開門。」 門後傳來細碎的腳步聲,門開了, 探出一張稚嫩的臉龐帶著靦腆的微笑說: 「蘇史特....」 跟在她身後進門,看見躺在床上的阿嬤。 我:「阿嬤,哇來啊,最近好嗎?」 阿嬤無奈的嘆了口氣搖搖頭...., 我: 「阿暱,阿嬤最近有哪裡不舒服嗎?晚上睡的好嗎?」 阿暱絞著手指頭,臉上帶著驚慌的表情搖頭回道: 「呃.......呃.......」 阿嬤又嘆了口氣:「伊攏聽無啦!」 我:「安內你都怎麼跟她講話?」 阿嬤:「用比誒阿」 阿暱此刻好像明白了什麼,抓了抓頭尷尬的笑了笑。 我還記得她睜著大眼睛怯生生的模樣, 每次家訪都要大費周章帶動作教學, 要她這裡加強那裡改善。 僱主工作忙碌常常不在家, 家裡有的就只有她跟阿嬤, 一開始雙方真的是相對無語的狀態, 時間一久,卻發現她會的詞彙慢慢變多了, 阿嬤似乎也習慣了有她陪伴, 再接著就衍生了屬於彼此的相處模式。 前陣子阿嬤因為病程 進展 離開了, 我公務機的Line跳了一則動態, 那是一個短片, 有她有阿嬤有僱主, 日常相處的每一個片刻, 照片裡的阿嬤有著各種表情,好鮮明, 看著看著不知不覺眼眶就熱了, 感覺的到她有把阿嬤當成一起生活的夥伴。 人們總說外傭不好,日防夜防家賊難防,提防東提防西, 縱使真的有很差的,那也是少數。 至少我遇過的有八成都是很優秀的, ,非常盡責, 爺奶有一個不對勁,第一個發現的都是她們。 人啊!真的要靠相處 祝福阿嬤,一路平安 也祝福阿暱下一站也會遇到好僱主。

2020-09-07
60:41
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#古都旅遊#七夕都過了還沒 脫單 脫魯 去拜月下老人#小資 要的不多尊重而已 台語怎麼講『娘好做 𡢃 難學`』

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 時間軸 00:01:33 節目開始 四大月老廟介紹 00:06:00 娘好做 𡢃 難學 00:09:35 (後面都是廣告) 本集内容 台南 四大月老廟介紹 台南大天后宮(求紅線、感情加溫) 地址:台南市中西區永福路二段227巷18號 開放時間:5:30~21:00 台南祀典武廟(斬斷爛桃花) 地址:台南市中西區永福路二段229號 開放時間:5:00~21:00;逢初一、十五~22:00 台南大觀音亭祀典興濟宮(單身女性求良緣) 地址:台南市北區成功路86號 開放時間:每日05:00~21:00 台南重慶寺(求復合) 地址:臺南市中西區中正路5巷2號 開放時間:每日07:00~21:00 娘快作,嫺歹學 要學作千金大小姐或貴夫人是很容易的,但要學作一個女婢操持家務,引申現在般的小資族做得多拿的少還經常給人白眼,蘇ㄟ覺得這類人生活的很不容易。 標題 長度 演唱 編曲 作曲 製作 發行 撥接 Instrumental 長度03:13 演唱Julia Wu 吳卓源 編曲 terrytyelee 梁永泰 作曲 terrytyelee / Julia Wu 吳卓源 製作 terrytyelee / Tower da Funkmasta 陶逸群 發行ChynaHouse saxophonist: 蘇â ★ My Sax Gear Recommendations ★ Jungle boy - Best Student Alto Sax Under NT$18000 My Favorite Reeds: SELECT JAZZ DADDARIO '2' SOFT Alto Sax Metal Mouthpieces -Beechler 7(2.15MM) SaxHolder - I made it by myself Recording headphones- ATH PRO700 Interface-Focusrita scarlett 2i2 studio

2020-09-04
30:23
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台語廣播劇#驚世夫妻#妻奴系列#青瞑貓,拄著死鳥鼠#

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 時間軸 00:00:20 台南永康工業區阿宗的信 00:08:36 蘇ㄟ喬骨所 00:10:55 人講 夫妻床頭打 床尾 00:12:55 (後面都是廣告) 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 本集内容 驚世夫妻系列 各位親愛的聽眾,今天蘇Ã收到ㄧ封台南永康工業區阿宗的信,是一個 ;青瞑貓,拄著死鳥鼠,青瞑雞,啄在阿朱姨誒脖子。的故事 阮家是在開工廠 我研究所讀完 吃幾年頭路,就回家幫忙了 想說父母馬有歲了 我ㄟ兄哥也沒接班的意思。雖然沒有大富大貴 不過日子過的也算是踏實 . 我現在的太太 是我讀研究所時認識的 我ㄧ直認為 有能力的男人 要讓身邊的女人幸福 是一個男人的基本。當然家中的經濟允許。 我和我太太交往時 後 我都讓她。出門有車 拜五電影 放假露營 吃飯邀請 。修理電腦 半夜消夜 繳錢有我 聽妳靠腰。 後來 我們也結婚了 生了兩個小孩 自從有小孩後 我的太太經常抱怨著我 ㄧ開始 女人每個月事來,心情難免會有浮動 多順著她一點,一定是我那裡做不好 若我老婆若說:(都可以)—那種是女人的糾結 男人就要巴結。我都是這樣安慰著自己 一直到最近 昨日爸爸節 我們帶孩子去遊樂園 遊樂園裡有購票的展覽空間 我買票帶小孩進去 小孩就是 (手颺)注1那裡安份 一下就跑不見。我就想說 可能是去找姐姐玩吧! 反正 我的小孩也跑不出去 遊樂場音效 秀華:阿宗!阿小孩累!你做什麼死人老爸!你是白癡逆! 阿宗:可能去找姐姐啦! 不會跑遠辣!這買票的累! 跑不出去辣!老婆 坐辣! 秀華:坐 就知道湯 坐 火大 你是木頭,你就親像你老北。沒路用的垃圾!你為何不去死一死 去找辣! ...........轉頭瞪阿宗(你看你) 阿宗:對我的口氣有必要這麼兇嗎? 後來 我們在車上還是吵了一架 我也過了一個難忘的父親節 最後 『一般若沒有特別計畫,都是我開車載他們回娘家』 隔日,一早睡醒 秀華:你睡飽了沒辣!載我回岡山辣! 秀華:是要出門了沒? 阿宗:又安怎辣! 秀華:你不是說我口氣差,我就讓你知道什麼叫作口氣差 阿宗:你們自己回去辣! 秀華:沒用的男人 (出門摔門) 蘇大哥!人講作著歹田望後冬,娶著歹某一世人。 我的婚姻 已經沒有任何希望了 她對我說了 好多 難 聽的話 說什麼我就靠著家裡有錢 我是媽寶 雖然是我家的工廠工作 但我每天也是很努力的在做工作 我在家上班 又不是在當少爺,家中的開銷 水費電費瓦斯費數都是我去繳納 回家拖地 洗衣 家事 整理玩具 我也一手包辦。 我太太每天就有懷疑我外面有外遇 有時候回娘家 我太太還和我岳母一起你一言我一句的數落我 我除了在工作 就是在家裡帶小孩 抱怨我經常出門。 我有時不過就是去倒垃圾想要去菜市場買些新鮮的魚貨晚上煮給你們吃不是嗎? 30分鐘就打一次電話 說我愛玩汽車 每個禮拜都要出門 出門要開車 我也只不過希望讓你們坐得舒服一點 出門去玩你們不是都享受的到不是嗎? 這是愛 還是折磨 我是住佇苦瓜園,三頓專食苦瓜湯 我的父母親買了一間1千萬的房子讓我們住 讓我們不用背房貸 我的信用卡你都給你刷 出門都我結帳 難道真的還不夠嗎? 最近你說我們的婚姻走下去不下去 開口跟我要 一個孩子6,百萬兩個孩子1千2百萬 天吶我的月薪50,000。 你是在摃盼仔 嗎 你一個月才賺兩萬塊 平常吃我的用我的喝我的 我又沒有外遇 我全心全意在這個家 愛著你 愛著我們的女兒 愛著這個家 我每個禮拜帶他們出去遠足 希望她們能夠有一個很好的童年 我開車帶她們上山下海 我到底哪裡做錯了 我老婆說覺得跟我在一起沒有任何的希望 不過我只希望能給她們有一個家 就一個家 一個溫暖的家 一個可以回到家放鬆的家 你這樣對我的侮辱 把我的踩臉在土腳 你還給我摩擦 我要的不多 老婆我有一個就可以了 好好的生活在一起 我就很滿足了 為什麼我的婚姻 會走到沒有任何希望呢? 人家都叫我某奴 妻管嚴 不過男生女生不是應該互相尊重嗎? 接廣告....... 蘇ㄟ喬骨所 不管你是 車禍受傷 運動傷害 打球受傷 落枕閃腰 疲勞損傷 蘇ㄟ 我有一味祖傳三代的漢藥方,尬著我蘇ㄟ喬骨ㄟ功夫,人講打斷手骨顛倒勇,骨若斷掉,治療這 最好方法 就是參照我個人研究50年的X平方治癒法 比如說 手骨若斷 一支 我就要折斷一支腳骨 斷一位 我就凹斷二位 斷越多我折越多 治療效果 不是我累噴ㄟ! 每支被我喬過的骨都 碎碎碎 疏疏疏。沒斷的也給你凹尬open fracture 若腳頭烏 關節酸痛 壞彎翹 我有一支 苛性鈉 注在關節內 乎你 Patella 溶尬 肩甲頭 化骨的效果是 百分之六百幾 馬上給您 超級滑溜的關節 速度提昇 爬高 用抬 下階 用滾 來 住址在 火車頭 後站 左手邊 第三棵 榕樹下 電話(06)056。你若來8504吧乎你死 蘇ㄟ 喬骨所 接音樂 人講 夫妻床頭打 床尾 和 現在的人 是 車門開 打到車門關 這對夫妻的情況也就是有尪某名無尪某行。 兩個人想法立場都不同了 在女性意識抬頭的現今,成為一位貼心的男伴也是多數女性所期望的 今日蘇ㄟ沒有要戰男女,不過婚姻當中 兩性互助 家庭才有壯大的根基 男方應當負起責任和夢想 女方也不能只知道愛美跟傻笑 都 睏破三領草蓆,心肝掠不會著。 這封信中主要內容都是阿宗你的觀點 你的立場。而且清官難斷家務事, 只能說 在婚姻當中 秀華講一個小孩6百 2個小孩 1千2萬 這個明顯是拿小孩當籌碼 Kōshō chippu 利用小孩 達到大人的目地,這點 我認爲卡沒必要。一下子開口1200萬 錢這麼好賺喔 !現在真正去綁票都拿不到那麽多辣!講這個話 太沒感情了 阿宗你。做到流汗,嫌到流涎 蘇ㄟ知 我在空中都有看見。你的故事會被看見 你的心聲會聽見。 我會對你一路陪伴。你需要幫忙時。沒一定有我 做生無生才,做丑無詼諧,舉旗軍驚人刣 哈哈講笑拉! 手颺)注1. 小孩調皮的意思 Time frame 00:00:20 A letter from ĀZōng in Yongkang industrial area 00:08:36 Suà Osteopathic Clinic 00:10:55 As they say, couple’s quarrel is soon mended 00:12:55 AD time Content  Dramatic couple series Dear audience friends, here we got a letter from ĀZōng in Yongkang industrial area. It’s a story about lucky guys - blind cat meets dead mouse. My families are running a factory for years. After I finished master program and few years job, I came back to my family’s factory and helped running business. Not only because my parents are getting older, but my elder brother has no willing in factory. Life here is normally satisfied although with no big fortunes. I met my wife during my graduated college. I realized it’s the most basic that a good man should fulfill the happiness for that woman besides him, upon the man’s economic level of course. So when I hang out with my wife, I gave all my best – outside driving, Friday movie watching, holiday camping, and dinner inviting. Computer fixing, midnight snack offering, and bill paying count on me. Later we got married and have two kids now. After children born, wife complained about me often. In the beginning, I thought it must because women’s monthlies made she uncomfortable. It must be my fault so I should obey her more. If wife said “IT’S OK LA~” -This woman must debating something, so man like me should suffering- this is how I persuade myself. Till recent days… It was Father’s day yesterday; we went to theme park with kids. I bought tickets and entered the exhibition area with my children. Young kids are so “Chiuchēn”*1 that they can’t stay cool. They disappeared in short time. But I thought she must go for her sister, they cannot leave the exhibition area anyway. **Theme park sound effect** Hsiuhua: ĀZōng! Where are our children? What a useless father you are! Are you bonehead!? ĀZōng: She might go for her sister and is in nearby! She cannot leave this area without ticket. Come have a sit my dear wife~. Hsiuhua: Sit!? The only things you know is just sit? My gosh you the bonehead! You are such useless garbage just like your father. Go to hell! Go find out our kids now! (Turns to ĀZōng and stares at him) ĀZōng: Is it necessary you talk to me in such angry tones? Later we argued in the car and I got an unforgettable Father’s Day. At the end. 「If there is no other special plan, I just drive wife and kids back to wife’s home.」 On the next day, wake up in early morning. Hsiuhua: Are you sleeping enough yet? Drive me back to Gangshan! Hsiuhua: Are you ready to go yet? ĀZōng: What the…? Hsiuhua: You said I was in bad tones, now I let you know about the real bad tones! ĀZōng: Fine! You go back yourself. Hsiuhua: Useless man! (Went out and slammed the door) Suà dude, people say poor harvest this year you may still expect next season, but bad wife is my whole lifetime. I didn't get any hope about my marriage. She said so many bad words to me. Such as I just count on my family’s fortune, and I am a mama’s boy. Though I worked for my family’s factory, but I still work very hard everyday. I work with family but not being a young master. I paid all the bills for water, electric, gasoline, etc.… After off work, I also mopped, washed clothes, sorted the toys out, etc.…. But my wife always has suspicious about I have affair with other woman. Sometimes when I went back to wife’s home, she scolded me about my faults with her mother. Besides working, I only take care our kid at home. But she still complaint I went out often. Sometimes I just took out the trash, then went to market for some fresh fish for dinner, didn’t I? She called me once per 30 minutes! About I enjoy car tuning. We drive out every weeks, I just wish you had more comfortable seats. These are all you may enjoy during our trip, right? I cannot tell is this love, or is torture? I am just like living in the bitter melon farm, having bitter melon soup for all meals. My parents bought a NT$ 10 million house for our home, so we didn't have to pay the loan. You went shopping with my credit cards, and I pay while we go out. Were these not satisfied you? Recently you said our marriage is not able to go on anymore. You want to have 6 million dollars for one kid, 12 million dollars for both kids. My salary is just 50K per month, how did you think I can afford this? Your salary is 20K per month, I paid for all the expense, and I put all my love in our family. I didn’t have any affair with other woman. I love you; love our daughters, as well as this family. I drive them out for travelling everywhere, every week. I hope this may give them a good memory of childhood. What I did wrong? My wife said there is not any hope to be with me. But I just wish I could give them a home, just a home, a warm home; a place you may come back and relax. You did such insult to me. Not only stamp my face on the floor, but also rub it. I don't want much, just one wife, living together normally. I’ll be satisfied for these. I don’t know why my marriage becomes no hope. People call me slave of wife, hen-pecked husband. But isn’t it normal that man and woman respect for each other? Following Ads………… Suà Osteopathic Clinic No matter you are Car accident injured, Sport injured, Ball play injured, Stiff neck or lumbar sprain, Fatigue damaged. Suà I got a secret script running for three generation, along with my osteopathic treatment. They said you would become stronger after broken hand cured. If you got bone broken, the best curing method is the X-square osteopathic, which I research personally for 50 years. For example, to cure one broken hand I broke a leg. Cure one injury I make two other injuries, more sites of injury I make more. The effect is far good beyond my boast! The each bone I cured is splintering to chips, the bone is not broken I make it open fracture. By the way if you got knee joint pain and hard to band the joint. I can give you one shot of caustic soda at the joint. This would make you dissolve from patella to shoulder. The dissolution rate is more than 600%! Give you a super-slippery joint immediately. Speedup! Raise while climbing, roll while stepping down! The clinic address is under the third banyan, left side of back station. Telephone No.: (06) 056-8504 Suà Osteopathic Clinic Following Music… As they say, couple’s quarrel is soon mended, but recently couple fights from door open to close. The situation of this couple is only got the name of spouses but without any reality of husband and wife. The thoughts and stands between them are totally different. In present day, femininity awareness rising, it’s highly expected that to be a confidential pal. Suà doesn’t want to argue for man and woman, but during the marriage, the family is strong basement under man and woman helps each other. Man should take the responsibility and dreams; woman should aware more than being beautiful and just smiling. Couple with long living life but doesn’t realize each other. The letter from ĀZōng is mainly from your point of view, but this is just your family affair. The only I can say is, when Hsiuhua asked 6M for one kid, 12M for 2 kids. Obviously she just takes children to be negotiation chips. I think it's really not necessary using children to reach adults’ goal. It’s just like easy money by asking 12M. You cannot get paid so much if you even do kidnapping! Said these words are emotionless. ĀZōng is doing a hard but thankless job. Suà know, I’m watching on the air. Your story will be known, and your aspirations will be heard. Just remember, I will accompany with you all the way. But when you need help, I will not always be there. One is not performs one’s own function. Just kidding! “Chiuchēn”*1:naughty 如有雷同 純屬巧合

2020-08-11
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贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 時間軸 00:00:22 節目開始 故事簡介 00:01:10 新化ㄟ黑輪來信 00:06:00 划酒拳台語 00:07:25 蘇ㄟ整裡# 台灣拳#完後一拳公開 00:12:50 (後面都是廣告) 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 本集内容 人講 做雞著筅(慶),做人著反 雞若欲討食,就愛用跤爪筅物件來食;人若欲生存,嘛愛想盡辦法。來賺吃 作工作,在這鍋粥內翻滾,難免浮浮沉沉 ,最近 新化ㄟ黑輪來信,講他 老鳥被菜鳥欺負,不知如何是好! 來 來 聽看看發生什麼事? 蘇ㄟ大哥,我是ㄧ個科技公司的業務 我來公司3年多了,我沒什麼特別的野心,頭路吃起來也是平平順順的. 不過半年前 我們來了一個新同事 ㄧ開始還沒感覺越到後面就覺的到他很有心機 我們出差都可以報公帳. 他每次都故意不報 或是低報. 製造出為公司省錢的樣子. 後來也是因為這樣子 日後如果出差. 就在不能報公帳. 而且自從他進來之後 經常有意無意地說話諷刺我 他都覺得他是國外大學畢業的 說的話就是專業. 有一次他超級誇張. boss:公司想要推出這個新產品 IQ_987 鼓勵你們要跳脫框架思考,提供創新的ideal好好銷售此項產品 為了讓計畫順利開始進行,公司投入了一筆很大的資金作為第一步。規格價錢這些細節的問題 讓美國回來的王專員來為大家好好解釋解釋 王專員: 一以上是這個產品初步的簡介......... 黑輪: 抱歉. 王專員 我對產品規格上有一些不清楚的地方 王專員:這個都不懂 你知道怎麽賣嗎?你會賣嗎? 黑輪:........是是我在多收集一些資料 會後. 小美跑到我的身邊. 偷偷告訴我. 你知道嗎. 原本我和王專員:有合作一個case,都談好了! 我原本想pass給你 你知道王專員怎麼對我說嗎: 他說啊!如果這個case是要pass給黑輪 ,那尾手 所有的售後服務 我全都不負責 你爸我花了那麼多時間 就這樣讓那個傢伙佔了便宜 去! 蘇ㄟ大哥。你看 我在這間公司3年 要被才來半年的菜鳥欺負 我每天都想離職 人家說人善被人欺 馬善被人騎 你救救我 到底我該怎麼辦??有時候產品不好。我真的不想賣給客人 要我睜眼說瞎話 我還真辦不到 哎。 當然。蘇ㄟ沒有做過辦公室工作 但是我知道 被人軟土深掘的時候 可以用台語怎麼樣回話 來 這句話叫做 『軟土曬久也會硬』』 這個以前的稻田裡面 這個泥土 都非常軟爛的 但要是 沒有水分給他的灌溉 太陽曬久了 這個泥土也會變得非常的堅硬 喔 公司有公司的制度 良性的競爭 總能帶來最大的收益 誰對誰不對 各位聽眾可以留下你們的言論來討論 最後還是那句老話 一山還有一山高 一滴還有一滴滴 人際關係就像膽固醇 過頭與沒夠都不好 過頭血管就硬化 沒夠就無法穩定細胞壁 啊講那麼多下班了後。來海產店 來酒店喝一杯啦!爽啦~ 划酒拳台語 一開始酒家音效 酒女秀秀:蘇董 就久沒來呢!人家要別墅辣! 蘇董:好啦!今日這攤若有成,我才叫我老婆買給你! 酒女阿朱2: 三小!叫你某買,買你去死啦,啊你不就來亂的,秀秀咱們不要理 他 哼! 蘇董:哪有這麼兇ㄟ, stanly 咱不理她,來划拳 接滑拳聲 酒女秀秀:(跺腳聲)別這樣啦!阿朱 蘇ㄟ,跟我說笑辣!妳看 他那憂鬱的眼神 細噓的喙鬚節仔. tshuì-tshiu-tsat-á. 神乎其技的拳法 和桌上那杯dry martini 都深深的將他出賣了 就那情像 淒黑夜晚上ㄟ火金姑 那樣的鮮明 那樣的出眾。 酒女阿朱2: 知拉。知拉 知到你在秋啦 老朋友ㄚ 這划酒拳在早期的工商社會。不管是士農工商販夫走卒 男人在社會走跳 藉由 喝酒 划酒拳 這是和生疏的人快速的拉近人際關係很好的辦法 但隨著講台語的人越來越少 這台灣拳 可真是越來越少聽見 這不但體現出下港男人 熱情 阿莎力 的一面 如果你有豐富的生活體驗跟台語能力 還能組合出 意想不到的話語 可以讓飯局充滿了歡喜這氣氛與pasion 主人有面子 客人也歡喜,這些充滿台灣style 的畫面ㄧ直保留在我的記憶中,十分的美好 所以今日和 各位聽眾分享 我所記憶以台灣民俗這本書中有關著台灣拳ㄟ資料 蘇ㄟ整裡完後一拳公開 過程音效 一開始先喊。帕拉拳: 就是剪刀、石頭、布 「布」為「帕」或「帕來」 。 帕拉拳 就是日語發音,拳語中祇有主音「帕」、「足」、「毋」是固定的, 剪刀 「剪刀」為「足」或「足奇」 石頭 「石頭」為「毋」或「嗯得」或「毋地」 布 「 布」為「帕」或「帕來」 台灣拳: 台灣拳內容共有九種,分別是:「甭出」、「單操」(吳瀛濤著《台灣民俗》謂:單操乃當朝訛音,清代官居一品謂一品當朝)、「雙雙」、「三三」、「四逢」(四喜詩:久旱逢甘雨,他鄉遇故知,洞逢花燭夜,金榜題名時,四逢乃四逢喜之簡稱)、「六連」(天地四方為六合)、「七巧」(乞巧之諧音)、「八仙」、「九怪」(台語為難纏之意)、「十全」(中藥名)。 台灣拳沒有設定五,而其拳語內容祇要詞首冠上數字,或表達數字內容即可,後面的語詞不拘,比如「甭出」可換為「無來」;「單操」可改成「一枝」或「單單」;「倆相好」可代換為「兩個」或「雙雙」;「七巧」可喊成「巧投」;「八仙」可化為「八匹」;「九怪」可換成「快投」(北斗星又稱九魁,快投乃魁斗之訛音)或「九猴」;「十全」一般都喊為「總來」或「總捧」。反正,台灣拳祇要能表達所要喊的數字意義即可,拳語的內容並不加以限制。變化多端 增加趣味 1 甭出 單操 當朝 一品 無來 2 倆相好 兩個 雙雙 3 三三 老三 4 四逢 四四 沒有5 6 六連 六合 7 七巧 巧投 乞丐 8 八仙 八匹 巴巴 八同 9 九怪 快投 魁斗 九魁 九猴 10 十全 總來 總捧 Welcome to Su’s Podcast. In Taiwanese, there’s a saying that goes, “做雞著筅,做人著反。” It means that even a chicken knows to make good use of its claws to scratch at the ground for bugs; we human beings should work harder for living, shouldn’t we? We’re in this real world, trying to make a living, trying to make a name for ourselves. Sometimes we get luck, sometimes we don’t. Recently, I got a letter from Alan of Xinhua. Himself, a veteran, yet was bullied by a newbie, he didn’t know what to do. Let’s hear out his story…. Alan: Bro, I work as a salesman at a tech company. I’ve been here for three years. I am not that ambitious about work. Work is just fine like always. However, half a year ago, we had this new colleague, Wang. He’s pretty okay at first, yet we found this guy slippery. You know, when we were out for business meetings, with the receipts, the company would reimburse us later. Somehow, he managed to let the company think that he’s trying to save money for the company. As a result, we won’t be able to do anything at the company’s expense. On top of that, he became sarcastic sometimes, especially around me. He thought he’s better than others as he'd studied abroad. There’s this one time, he’s so over the top. At a company meeting… Boss: We’d like to promote this new product, IQ987... In order to make this project go smoothly, we’ve funded a lot of money for this…. Let’s welcome our specialist, Wang, to show you the details! Wang: ...that’s the brief introduction for today. Thank you. Any questions? Alan: Yes, I am not clear about the product specifications you… Wang: If you don’t even get that, how do you call yourself a salesman? Alan: ...Okay..? I guess I’ll look for more information myself…? After that meeting, Xiao-mei told me that she once worked with Wang on a case. She thought it’d be nice if I could sign it off and close the deal. Wang said to Xiao-mei, “if you want Alan to sign off the deal, I won’t bother to care about all the responsibilities that come after. This case cost me enough time to credit myself.” Bro, you see… I’ve been here for three years, yet, being teased by a rookie. I want to quit every day, you know. They say, “All lay loads on a willing horse.” You tell me, bro! What am I supposed to do? Some of our products are just not that great, I can’t bullshit like we’ve got this perfect product for the clients. Su: Bro, listen, I’ve never done any office job myself before, but I know this; when you give him an inch, he’ll take you a yard. You gotta toughen up! “軟土曬久了也會硬 Nńg-thôo pha̍k kú iâ ê tīng!” Don’t let others look down on you! You know, farm soil is usually soft and mushy. But, if the farm soil gets no water, it becomes very dry and hard. I believe that getting along with others works like this: it’s when our body and the cholesterols are having each other’s back. Having too much cholesterol makes our blood vessels harden; yet, we can’t fix our cell wall when we’re not having enough cholesterol. I understand that an institutional company will promote healthy competition for better profits. However, there’s someone always better than you. Don’t get arrogant. Don’t let it go to your head. In Alan's story, what do you guys think? Newbie Wang did something wrong? Alan is too upset? Is this all about rightness? I invite you guys to leave a comment or thoughts below. It’s a long day. Let’s go get some drinks. (They visit a jiudian.) At a jiudian.... (Jiudian is a place where you can “order” some “girls.” You buy their time; they’ll stay in the booth with you and drink with you. Some businessmen like to bring their business partners there as they negotiate the deals.) Girl Xiuxiu: Su-dong, it’s been a long time since you last visited! You promised me a building last time, yes? Su-dong: Alright, ok, if i got this deal tonight, I’d let my wife get you one. Girl Ah-zhu: You get your wife…, fuck you! Forget it, Xiuxiu, let’s not take his case anymore. Su-dong: Sassy, huh? Stanley, let’s play the hand game. Girl Xiuxiu: ohh, stop that, Ah-zhu, you don’t understand. Look at Su, look at his eyes, look at his beard, look at how he plays the hand game, look at the glass of the Martini that he’s having… He just can’t hide how outstanding he is. I'm so attracted to him. He’s like the firefly in the dark nights. He's so exceptional. Friends, in the early 60s of Taiwan, this Taiwan hand game is a way for people to interact with others, to get along with others, and even to develop a good relationship with others, especially when two groups of people are not close at all. However, as there are less and less people speaking Taiwanese, this Taiwan hand game is not that popular in recent days. This old Taiwan hand game is fading. You can barely hear the exchange of “the shouting” anymore. Whether it’s a casual gathering, a formal dinner, a business occasion, this Taiwan hand game boosts up the mood and delivers passion as the event goes. This is something very Taiwanese. I have many joyful memories with this hand game. So today, I'd like to share this Taiwan hand game with you guys. Here’s how to play the game: First, you start with “Pa la Can,” which is the Rock Paper Scissors. (“Pa la Can” is the Japanese.) The winner goes first. While both players give out the numbers by their fingers, at the same moment, the winner will say the number that he thinks the total of their fingers would be, from 0 to 10. However, they are not gonna say the number like “yi, er, san… (one, two, three…).” They say phrases that indicate the numbers that they want. For example, if they want “one,” they don’t say “one.” They say “甭出”or”單操”or”當朝”or”一品”or”無來” to indicate the number one. If they want to say “two,” they say “倆相好”or”兩個”or”雙雙.” If it's your turn to say the number and you get the sum of the fingers right, you win. Here are some of the phrases that you can use when you’re playing the game. You can say: 甭出(biàn), 單操(tan tsho), 當朝(tong tiau), 一品, 無來(bô lâi) to indicate one. (單操, 當朝 are homophones.) 倆相好(lióng siong-hò), 兩個(nǹg ê), 雙雙(siang siang) to indicate two. 三三(san san), 老三(lāu san) to indicate three. 四逢(sù hong), 四四(su sù) to indicate the number four. (There’s no phrase for five. Explanation below.) 六連(lák liân ), 六合(lák hàh) to indicate six. (六合 means the universe.) 七巧(tshìt khà), 巧投(tâh), 乞丐(khit-tsiáh) to indicate the number seven. (七巧, 乞丐 are the homophones.) 八仙(pat sian), 八匹(pat phìt), 巴巴(pa pa), 八同(pa tâng) to indicate eight. 九怪(káu kuè), 快投(khuài tâu), 魁斗(kuê tàu), 九魁(káu kue᷈), 九猴(káu ka᷈u) to indicate nine. (九怪 means someone’s weird.) 十全(sip tsuân), 總來(tsóng lâi), 總捧(tsóng phóng) to indicate ten. (十全 is a name of Chinese medicine.) Players avoid saying five. Because there’s a good chance of meeting five. They don’t want the game to end short. They want the game to last longer. Some people might raise questions about how to know what phrase to use. It’s all about the mutual agreement between two players. And most importantly, the rhythm of Taiwanese. As the game goes, they raise their voice. They might eventually shout out phrases at each other. They choose phrases that work with the flow, work with exchange tempo. This is when the vibe is building up. The game is all about that. And, again, this is why they avoid saying “five” as the high possibility of meeting five might kill the good mood. Thank you for listening. This is Su’s Podcast. 如有雷同 純屬巧合

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#台語廣播劇podcast#一面是溝 一面是圳#油麻菜籽 (苦命ㄟ 寧仔)##肉粽姨自幼被狼父性侵實錄#

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 時間軸 00:01:00 節目開始 故事簡介 00:02:20 油麻菜籽 的寧仔 00:14:14 肉粽姨如何被狼父性侵的? 00:17:47 我要出國深造 8/15 後才會有節目 朋友 你們 安怎看ㄟ? 00:18:14 (後面都是廣告) 粉絲專頁 台南語 爽!Podcast https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW 本集内容 人講 百行孝為先 父母養育我們孝順他們天公地道。 但是貧困家庭往往是沒有選擇的自由 今天跟朋友分享的俚語 叫 一面是溝 一面是圳 形容 有理難評 左右為難的意思 蘇ㄟ 講乎你聽 咱們來聽看肉粽姨倒底生長在什麼款ㄟ家庭? 今天的故事你若聽完,你們再留言給蘇ㄟ 若像這樣的父母是該孝順還是不該孝順? 海鳥自由自在的飛,天海ㄧ色,不過 寧仔 沒心看顧,專注在手頭欸工作,就是摸海瓜子,趁退潮,多摸一些。等一下挑去市場賣。山壁上的海鳥幼仔 億億叫. 休喘ㄟ時 寧仔摸了一下她的肚皮。 這是她的是第1次的懷孕. 後方和寧仔一起來的 阿珠姨在喊修:寧仔啊!那深拉! 湯來酷(酷=去:回來的意思 澎湖腔) 寧仔不耐煩地回答的:好啦 這位寧仔 這是肉粽姨的媽媽 嫁給許秀才的獨子 (阿去) 是人都知道。許秀才是鄉里的望族 一眼望去 都是他們家的土地 附近的農民要是沒有土地 就必須向他們承租土地來耕種 這許秀才 十分的精明 也相當的貪財 靠勢他秀才 只有他識字 正港的文化紅蟳 橫著走 脫褲圍海 很鴨霸 所以當地人 都叫許秀才 筆尾尖 這 許秀才的獨子 (阿去)仗著自己 家大業大 也是茶來伸手飯來張口 吃飯腳中央的!!!! 從來也不認真學習 連字都不會寫 這附近的人都知道也暗地裡笑他,老爸作秀才 養兒不認字! 許秀才家裡面的 出了名的了尾仔兒。附近的姑娘也沒有人有意願嫁他 後面許秀才拿了一筆錢 請媒婆 找到了 一戶正在缺錢 的親家的女兒 寧仔 Because啊 這個 (阿去)還有另外一層的身分 就是 職業賭徒。這 阿去 ㄚ從正月初一 賭到29眠 把大部份家產都輸了了 他老爸許秀才希望說讓阿去結婚後 當父親後 能不能有些責任感 好好振作起來 結果阿 去。那些賭債親像是拿水雞去填涵孔。怎麼填都不會滿的 許秀才時不時 奧惱自己 教子無 方 寵兒不孝 好險 入門ㄟ媳婦 還算乖巧,心肝擔頭一輕,人就歸西,去賣鴨蛋了! 寧仔看著 阿去 把所有家產都輸光了,心裡想 阿無 去高雄 好了 一來卡免的 阿去 去賭博 各來 聽講高雄的工作機會很多 總比在這裏坐吃山空的好 寧仔把 公公的後事 簡單辦一辦,就借故說高雄有親戚那能介紹工作,這 阿去 心中也想說 台灣 那裏 樂子一定比這裏多,倒也沒什麼反對意見⋯⋯一家三口也就移居到台灣了,這時 侯民國7年(接summer time) 來休一下 聽歌 進廣告 台灣光復了後,肉粽姨出世了,她媽媽寧仔一連生了12個小孩 夭折了六個,最後(含肉粽姨)剩6個。這阿去 猶完是吃飽七逃 花女人。家庭ㄟ重擔落在寧仔的挑頭,一個女人家透早去西子灣摸 海瓜子 割魚貨 去田裡拔菜 一路走 賣到小港 。 回到家 啞啞張口 每張口都要吃 反射的動作支持的透支的體力 順手把當日賣剩 剩菜 唔價魚仔煮水 配著番薯簽 吃 應糊 應糊辣 (把鍋子燒熱 下魚 下鹽 撒撒撒撒煮飯音效) 肉粽姨手指著番薯簽對她媽媽說:阿母⋯⋯咱們 攏吃這 我想賣吃白米好嗎? 寧仔伸手捏了一把。啊喲!啊母就痛欸!(肉粽姨痛的大叫) 寧仔:你祖媽就ㄟ吃、你抹吃 你以後看你誒雞賣命耶卡好未 吃辣! 昨日暝攪替整晚,睏未飽就天亮 寧仔在心裡想要不要去菜市場賣菜(阿。!要去黑影。不去吊鼎)還是起床⋯⋯ 寧仔在菜市場,隔壁攤賣豬肉的慶仔說肝炎過世了,市場的三姑六婆就在講:可憐喔!七少年八少年就過世,放著一個某帶兩個小孩。 寧仔 靜靜的聽完,馬留下眼淚一句話也沒說,心裡想著:人死翁 會得人同情 我累 我累 溫厝那個死活人 生著是安內182公分 一才那大才 長的是相茂堂堂 每天就吃了米 沒在工作 有錢就花女人 沒路用的查普人 我的苦要跟誰講 真正 啞吧吃黃蓮 有苦難言啊! 寧仔實在是拿別人的棺柴 哭自己的目屎。 這摳 阿去 無良 擱不只這 有時候 口袋沒錢 袋彭芷 沒法度出門花女人ㄟ時,手就伸向自己的女兒,而且大小通吃,又有一天 阿去趁寧仔挑菜出門ㄟ時 (開門聲) 阿去:來!阿爸看一累 女兒:阿爸 阿爸 阿!我不要辣 阿去:阿爸 疼一下 女兒:阿爸 阿爸 阿!我不要辣 我不要辣我不要辣 (挫汔聲) 女兒面如木呆 坐在屋角 阿去,一派輕鬆 出門 去蛇阿! 這日後雖然寧仔雖然發現了這些骯髒事情,卻也阻擋不了這頭禽獸,窮人的悲劇永遠不斷上演 直到大漢女兒出嫁,轉換對像而已⋯⋯ ㄏㄞˋ!...... 人講 天下間沒不是ㄟ爸母 朋友 你們 安怎看ㄟ? 如有雷同 純屬巧合 #moral dilemma #ethical dilemma #sexual abuse Welcome to Su’s Podcast. There’s a saying in most Asian countries, “filial piety is the most important virtues of all.” We show our respects to our parents and to people who are older than us. However, for people who are born poor, sometimes they don’t have a choice.... Today, I'm gonna talk about this proverb-Yi mian shi gou, yi mian shi zun, with Aunt Rouzhong’s story. Yi mian shi gou, yi mian shi zun, is used to describe someone who is in a dilemma. I’m inviting you guys to leave a comment or thoughts of whether you guys think Aunt Rouzhong should follow the filial piety. (Here goes the story...) Seagulls were soaring in the sky. Ning-ah focused on her job collecting sea melon seeds for selling them later at the market. She tried to collect more during the ebb tide. Ning-ah touched her belly. This is her first kid. Together with Ning-ah is Aunt Ah-zhu. Aunt Ah-zhu was shouting to Ning-ah. She’s getting far away from the coast. Aunt Ah-zhu wanted her to stay closer. Ning-ah was Aunt Rouzhong’s mom. She married the only son of Xu Xiu-cai, Ah-qu. Xu family was the prosperous family of the town. Everyone there knew them because most of the land was owned by the Xu family. If the villagers needed some farm land, most of the time, they’re gonna deal with the Xu family. Xu Xiu-cai is a businessman. He knew how to get the most profit out of these. He’s well-educated and smart. He’s self-assertive, and he’s obnoxious. Ah-qu, took full advantage of being the son of Xu Xiu-cai. He didn’t need to work. And, he was not guilty at all using his dad’s money. He’s always the one who eats first. He didn’t like to study. He didn’t even know how to write. All villagers in town knew about this. They talked about him, laughed at him, when he’s not around. No girls in town wanted to marry him. Xu Xiu-cai hired a matchmaker for his son. They found Ning-ah. Her family were really in need of money at that time. Xu Xiu-cai thought a marriage could make Ah-qu a more responsible man. Actually, Ah-qu was an addicted gambler. He gambled day and night. He lost most of the family money. However, Xu Xiu-cai didn’t know that the money that Ah-qu owned was too significant to cover. Xu Xiu-cai sometimes got upset with himself. Because of him, his son grew up spoiled. Luckily, he was happy that his daughter-in-law behaved better than he expected. Soon after his son's marriage, he passed away. Ning-ah watched Ah-qu lose all the money. She thought maybe it’s time moving to Gaoxiong, Taiwan. One, for Ah-qu’s own sake. Taking him away from gambling life that he used to have. Two, for more job opportunities. It’s better than doing nothing, she thought to herself. Ning-ah arranged a simple funeral for her father-in-law. She told Ah-qu that she got a job reference from a relative in Gaoxiong. They should move there, Ning-ah suggested. Ah-qu didn’t care much about the job, yet he agreed. Because he believed he’s gonna have much more fun if they moved to this new place, Taiwan. They migrated to Taiwan in the 7th year of Mingguo, in the year of 1918. (break) After Japanese left Taiwan in 1945, that’s when Aunt Rouzhong was born. Ning-ah gave birth to 12 children, six died at a very young age. She’s got six children to raise, Aunt Rouzhong was one of them. Ah-qu lived up his life everyday. He didn’t care about the family. Ning-ah knew she had to take on the responsibilities. In the early morning, she had to be at the bay of Xi-zi, collecting sea melon seeds. Next, she harvested vegetables. And, she would carry this shoulder pole loaded with sea melon seeds and vegetables, selling them all the way to Xiaogang. Sometimes, she also bought batches of goods to sell for a better price at the Xiaogang market. Ning-ah had a lot on her plate. She was dead tired. One night, she made a yam congee with fish and vegetables that weren’t sold that day. Aunt Rouzhong pointed to the sweet potatoes, asking her mom, Is this all we got? Can we have some rice? Some actual rice? Ning-ah pinched her cheek hard. Ning-ah couldn’t hold her temper, and yelled, “Just eat it.” That night, Ning-ah was tossing and turning the whole night. She didn’t feel like going to work the next day. However, the whole family relied on her, economically. Children would starve for nights if she didn’t work. She got up… Her market neighbor, Qing-ah, who sold meat for living, died of lung cancer recently. People at the market were chit chatting.... “Poor Qing-ah… He died too young. God knows what’s gonna happen to his wife and his two children...” Ning-ah was there listening. She had tears in her eyes. She had all these thoughts kept to herself... People show sympathy towards a widow with children. And me? What about me? My husband is able-bodied. He’s born healthy, tall, and he looked neat. Nonetheless, he’s not working. If he gets any money, he spends it on girls. He’s useless. It’s been years, and I could only suffer in silence. I am helpless. (Same time. At home.) Things were worse. He was a monster. When he had no money to buy girls, he laid fingers on his own daughters. He took advantage of them when Ning-ah was not around. ​“Let’s see what we’ve got here..” ​“No, stop, I don’t want it...” ​“No… No…” Daughter wailed. She curled up her body, trembling in the corner of the house. Later, even when Ning-ah found out about this, there was no way to stop this monster... The story of the poor just went on and on... Thank you for listening. This is Su’s Podcast. This story is fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental.

2020-07-03
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#黑狗偷吃 白狗受罪#肉粽姨的故事#端午節特別節目#台語廣播劇podcast#

贊助我們: https://pay.firstory.me/user/mrsu 留言回饋: https://open.firstory.me/story/ckbuvz0btc8up0918ip711dhd 時間軸 00:01:00 節目開始 故事簡介 00:02:13 肉粽姨的血淚事件 00:05:18 秀美為何要提這著汽油去找阿輝? 00:07:42 阿榮兄 生雞蛋的沒有 放雞屎的有 00:11:53 (後面都是廣告) 本集内容 各位親愛的觀眾,今天蘇Ã說ㄧ封台南下營肉粽姨來的信,是安內啦!這是個黑狗偷吃 白狗受罪的故事。這肉粽姨有一個小叔 外面有女人 原和 肉粽姨無關係,無奈肉粽姨的丈夫是一個不明事理 偽善 又愚忠的人。別人家的風流帳,後面確演變成自己被家暴。真正是。黑狗偷吃 白狗受罪 蘇ㄟ 講乎你聽 咱們來聽看看倒底發生了什麼事 肉粽姨的小叔在台南市 開一間公司。表面看來風風光光 不過她這個小叔就愛面子 每次出門 攏開著中古二手ㄟBENLU 跟他一付黑仁仔目鏡 一付 未肥假喘 沒錢假好額人款。 肉粽姨ㄟ夫 叫 阿榮仔 原本在跑船 結果 走3個月休半年 走沒幾年就下船。回家吃自己了 看到他弟弟好親像 過了不錯,就靠過去了 阿榮仔 自去他弟弟公司上班之後 回到家常跟肉粽姨品 (品 炫耀的意思)這cabon若拿的起,馬是就張揚。肉粽姨看在眼裡怨嘆自己有眼無珠 哀怨的說到:人是甘願為人掃廳,不願開嘴叫兄 真沒骨氣! 講這阿榮兄,實在是十分ㄟ大男人主義 凶自己人第一名 在家裡稍ㄧ不如意 就打某打兒,肉粽姨常被打到鼻青臉腫,孩子一哭就趕緊抱開,攏驚驚動到阿榮仔兄。出門了後 龜呀兒的個性 又擱上駕(上身)不知道是公司是真正缺人 還是怎樣,阿榮兄ㄟ小弟阿輝ㄟ對這個傻忠ㄟ兄哥倒也用了習慣習慣!反正多一個人好牽教. 這阿輝喔! 馬不是什麼好東西,公司剛開始有一點轉色,有一點周轉金,就花天酒地,愛派頭,包養小三,金屋藏嬌了。這個秀美阿喔!就是就其中一位,不過她特別的是這個人她對感情比較執直,交往時不知道阿輝以經結婚,回頭發現時已經身懷六甲,飯熟了! 這秀美知道了後,當然是晴天霹靂,阿 阿 阿 那ㄟ安內! 你不說。你永遠愛我(沒有 沒有 我是講我的孩子愛我。你不是對我講山盟海誓。沒有沒有 那是昨眠 壞勢)理智斷線了後,真正就拿提這著汽油去找阿輝阿! 幹你娘阿 死人輝阿 你給我死出來 我知道你在厝內,你敢睡你祖媽,今不敢面對嗎?你算三小查普人,你給我死出來,出來 出來 頭先 公司的秘書秋香 看到秀美在那吵吵鬧鬧,她先是把玻璃門反鎖,原本想說站在高山 看馬相踢 準備拿板凳 來看戲。 後面見到秀美把汽油瓶蓋真的打開了那親像 要來真的了 連忙打電話給公司董事長阿西 阿西:喂 蝦米事情 秘書秋香 :董事長 不好了 不好ㄌ 袋誌大條了。你緊來你緊來啦 阿西:喂 到底是 蝦米事情 這樣 慌慌張張 好好講好好講 秘書秋香 :董事長 不好了 外面來了一個女人 說是要找阿輝要找總經理啦 他現在手提著一桶汽油 準備要放火燒公司了 怎麼辦怎麼辦呢? (董事長腦筋一轉) 阿西:哈 哈 啊打電話給阿榮 快 打電話給阿榮. 說我要緊的事找他 待秋香打電話給阿榮,董事長阿西也表示要盡速解決這個事情,他弟弟搞出來的風流帳,跟他到底有什麼關係 不過他想 女人嗎 褒摸一下就好了安內 安內 就好了 到也硬著頭皮去了,人家說女人為愛癡狂一點也不假 差一點點 就真的 瘋到脫衣脫褲 鑽墳墓。 好說歹說 花了一整個下午的時間 最後呢 阿榮兄把秀美請回家裡去,把在陀大便剷回去家裡了。 阿榮兄先是表明來龍去脈,肉粽姨倒也是善解人意 安慰起秀美來了 這個秀美像是抓了浮木一樣。所有的不愉快跟委屈 都往阿榮兄家裡面倒 這一倒就倒了好幾個月。 這段時間的阿輝呢?顛倒更加輕鬆 反正他老婆對他外面有小三 也是睜一隻眼閉一隻眼 反正這個燙手山芋 有阿榮兄 甲 安內 褒摸 一如往常的酒色財氣 愛錢 愛粉味。 哎!可憐的肉粽姨 白天要上班 回家要照顧老大人 甲有精神症狀的大伯 忙家務 半夜呢 秀美情緒失控還要陪她去掛急診。阿榮兄也是一副事不關己 自己看自己的電視反正。肉粽姨 都會處理好好的!不過 人非聖賢 壓力是累積的 有一天呢正在為小朋友的補習費在煩惱在開口向阿榮兄討錢的時候說:你在你小弟哪裡 公司是你弟弟開的。做得要死要活的 說要開分公司做兩份工作,當初說好的兩份薪水 為什麼只有一份 你小弟 吃銅吃鐵 天(阿路密)都吃去死。 。 自覺男性自尊受到侵犯的阿榮兄。其實在公司也不過就是個提供差遣咁利用的角色而已 沒有實質的作用 老婆說的也是事實 對於這些事實 他也是一點辦法也沒有 唯一擁有的 只有暴力 怕!!幹你娘雞掰 操雞掰 我可以沒有老婆 但是我不能沒有兄弟 你欠打 你你你你! (又是一陣拳打腳踢) 哎!唉!在這個信中呢!肉粽姨表示 她的丈夫 寧願為有錢人端屎桶 也不願意給窮人拿皮包! 自己真的是有眼無珠!才會嫁給這個人!他這個小叔偷吃 卻要我來受罪!真的聯回! 最後呢。蘇ㄟ是覺得這個故事倒是很符合一句俚語。叫做黑狗偷吃 白狗受罪 在譴責肉粽姨她小叔的無良的行徑 還是他先生阿榮兄無知的行為 身為高級的台灣人 我們就應該記著。有時候往往一句簡單的俚語 背後充滿多少辛酸苦澀。 我們的祝福咱們肉粽姨能夠平安順心 關關難過關關過。 他包的肉粽真的很好吃誒! 最後 希望我們都能有明辨是非的能力 希望我們都能有解決問題的智力 如有雷同 純屬巧合 找到我們 https://www.facebook.com/%E5%8F%B0%E5%8D%97%E8%AA%9E-%E7%88%BDPodcast-105970167837905?locale=tw_TW Welcome to Su’s Podcast. This is a story about taking blame for others. It begins with a letter from Aunt Rouzhong of Xiaying, Tainan… (Here goes the story in the letter...) Aunt Rouzhong’s brother-in-law, Ah-hui, ran a company in Tainan. He was a person with a huge ego. When he was with friends, he liked keeping up with the Jonese by talking about his “used” Mercedes with his so-called “fashionable” sunglasses. The husband of Aunt Rouzhong, Ah-rong, used to be a crew member before he worked for his younger brother, Ah-hui. Ever since he entered his brother’s company, he began to flaunt himself in front of his own wlife, Aunt Rouzhong. Aunt Rouzhong thought to herself, “He’s got no character.” She sighed regretfully. She’s so fed up with her hypocrite husband, with his sycophant behavior. He’s full of chauvinist attitude when he’s at home. Aunt Rouzhong and her son would get beaten up if they weren’t doing what Ah-rong asked for. And ironically, Ah-rong became the biggest ass kisser when he’s at work. What is even more terrifying was that his younger brother, Ah-hui, was fully aware. And, he’s used to it. Ah-hui held parties, hooked up with girls, as the company started to grow. Xiu-mei was one of the girls that Ah-hui hooked up with. She’s down-to-earth and straightforward. She nearly collapsed when she found out Ah-hui’s married. And, it was all too late. She’s pregnant with Ah-hui’s baby. She couldn’t stop thinking about all the promises that he’s made.... Xiu-mei lost it. She carried gas cans to Ah-hui’s company, “I’m gonna kill you! You piece of shit...” A secretary noticed Xiu-mei from the very beginning. She locked up the gate and was ready to enjoy “the show,” until Xiu-mei opened the gas can. She called the president of the company, Ah-xi, panting. “Yes?” Ah-xi replied. “Something’s off! There's a lady carrying a gas can, looking for Ah-hui!” Xiu-mei looked so determined to set fire to the building. President Ah-xi had a plan, he asked the secretary to call Ah-rong for him. President Ah-xi wanted Ah-rong to handle that woman. Despite that fact that Ah-rong had no idea what this had to do with him, he showed up right away. Ah-rong braced himself up for “the challenge.” He spent the entire afternoon calming her down. To the greater extent, he brought Xiu-mei home. Once they arrived home, Ah-rong told Aunt Rouzhong what happened this afternoon and why she’s home with him. Aunt Rouzhong expressed sympathy toward Xiu-mei with her situation. She comforted Xiu-mei. She spent some time with Xiu-mei, listening to her story. Xiu-mei, for the first time ever, felt like she’s been heard. While Xiu-mei was being really frustrated, Ah-hui, on the other hand, he’s having fun somewhere. Ah-hui’s wife turned a blind eye to his overindulging life. Ah-hui knew Ah-rong would eventually take care of his shit. Poor Aunt Rouzhong! She had to work during the day, and to take care of the family after she’s home. With her brother-in-law having some mental problem, this had been tough for her. On top of that, she had to cook for the family. And when “new friend” Xiu-mei had an emotional breakdown, she went to the hospital with her, even it’s very late at night. Oppositely, Ah-rong didn’t think there’s something that he could help out. And to be honest, he didn’t even want to help. What he did was watching TV, and knowing Aunt Rouzhong would handle everything. However, she’s just a human; it was getting harder and harder as stress built up through the time. One day, Aunt Rouzhong was asking money for children’s tuition from Ah-rong. She couldn’t help but thinking out loud, “You work for your brother. He owns the company. He wanted you to work at his new branch office. Where’s the manager title that he promised you? Where’s the money for your second job? Huh? Ah-hui felt offended. A man’s ego was hurt. Admittedly, Ah-rong was just an errand boy. His wife, Aunt Rouzhong, was just spitting out the truth. Ah-rong was not even bothering denying all the “accusations.” ​ ​“What did you say, old bitch? How dare you? I don’t even need you, you know?” Ah-rong could have no wife, but he couldn’t have no brother. At the very end of Aunt Rouzhong’s letter, she expresses, her husband is a flatter, a lackey, and a coward the whole life. He’s not interested in earning others’ approval or respect. He was born to be this kind of person. He is the kind of person that never cares about guts. She failed to recognize it when they met. His family even blames Ah-hui’s affair on her. There’s this idiom, “”Hei gou tou chi, bai gou shou zui.” I think this is perfect to describe Aunt Rouzhong’s story. Let’s pray and hope Aunt Rouzhong would find some inner peace. Hope we become clever enough to distinguish between right and wrong; hope we have the intelligence to solve all kinds of problems. Thank you for listening. This is Su’s Podcast. This story is fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental.

2020-06-25
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( 台語大補酒 )遇到那種只會自己說自己對的人 要如何用台語形容ㄋ?------[大目降牛販 一先講先贏]。If you meet someone who only says they are right

這則歇後語將此轉意,用來消遣那種凡事都會為自己找理由、找藉口的人,例如某人甲和某乙發生糾 紛,甲就四處去投訴,講到全部都是理由,讓聽的人 紛紛為他抱不平,但是等到乙也把事情的經過講出來 時,大家才知道原來甲不算有理,只不過他先講先贏 已,這時大家就會說某人甲是「大目降牛販-先講 先贏」,自己說自己對而已。 大目降:音tua' bak kang ,新化鎮的舊名,為平埔族語TAVOCAN,意為「山林之地」,係平埔族西拉雅系新港社屬大目降聚居之地。 新化位居山區與平原的交接地帶,當地 農業發達,耕牛需求量大,因而產生大目降牛墟。 牛墟 最早設在今武安里 武安宮的廟前(東邊)一帶,此地原有 一口弦月形的月眉埤形的月眉埠,牛墟就設在埤岸邊,屬於武安宮 的產業。 開市的時間為農歷每個月的日期尾數為三、六、九者。 每逢墟日,牛販會將牛隻牽來此處買賣,買賣時 有特定的規矩:「先講先贏。」先出價的人有「優先權」購買牛隻。例如某人甲看中意這隻牛,向牛的主 人出價五百元,主人不肯賣,之後某人乙也看中意這隻 牛,仍出價五百元,此時牛的主人不能憑個人喜好將牛隻 賣給某人乙,假使主人願意將牛以五百元賣出,必須尊 重先出價的某人甲,先問他是否願意買牛;否則若沒有 詢問甲,直接以五百元賣給乙,這就違背市場公約, 會受眾人譴責。這是因為五百元是甲先唱的,所以他 「先講先贏」,有優先購買權。

2020-05-01
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